The Ballad of Zarahemla Two Crows

Pass the bottle and I’ll tell you a story of whiskey and wheelguns; of when mighty Buffalo Soldiers patrolled the desert on iron steeds, and of cannibal lizard men deep in the Louisiana bayou; of Navajo skin-walkers and the Mexican undead; of the forgotten tomb of an ancient Aztec sorcerer and the Man with Bronze Teeth. A story of the halfbreed lawman and young widow who together stormed the gates of hell to rescue her son. A story, my friend, of when the west was weird.